Welcome once again to the Myth of the Week. I’ve been putting together a list of myth requests from those folks what answered the last couple of open calls, to make sure I don’t forget any of the ones I can answer (sadly, I don’t always have the answer. I wish that I did.)
What I find interesting this time, however, is that two of the recent requests… well, fit together. First was Moe Lane, who is always knowledgable and cool. And he asked, because he wanted to:
If Magick is a matter of Will and Imagination, then why don’t the great writers live forever?
An excellent question. One often pondered at the back ends of parking lots and in the OOP areas of LARPS since at least the mid-nineties. And one that is singularly difficult to answer.
But as I said, there was another question raised. In fact, the very next question, raised by Joel Wilcox:
Why do 99.9% of webcomics suck?
Statistically improbable? Sure. But a valid question. Mr. Lane jumped right back in, however, to say (and I quote):
Dude, 90% of *everything* sucks. Sounds fishy, sure, but it’s like a law, and everything.
Now, Mr. Lane is a solid writer in his own right. As Mr. Wilcox may be as well. I don’t mean to make this a Moe Lane tribute. But as I know Mr. Lane better, it’s easier for me to discuss such things with and about him. And one thing I know for certain is that Mr. Lane is himself a bit of a mythologist. He has intuited his fair share of things, not the least of which involves Marilyn Monroe’s post-rictus career as a vampire hunter.
But I digress.
Regardless, without even realizing it, Mr. Lane had seen a hint — just the tiniest hint — of his own answer. Which I’ll be glad to tell you in a story we like to call…
The Arrogant Writer and the Beached Mermaid.