This is the first post in the Mythology of the Modern World: an encyclopedia of things unseen in modern day society.
Or “look, in today’s society, the nymphs and sirens who once wielded allure and song to draw sailors to their doom have cell phones and the internet like all the rest of us do. What makes you think the old ways apply.”
Today, we discuss the fundamental underpinnings of the universe. Also, we discuss coffee.
